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Flicks: Swamp Thing (1982)

Doctah Thang, Full-time Swamp Monster and Part-time ER Sawbones.
Doctah Thang, full-time Swamp Monster and part-time ER Sawbones.

Before a merciless tide of squeeky clean superhero movies engulfed America, accidently starting with the bloody Blade (1998) and exploding with the immacuate X-Men (2000), comic book based movies were really, really horrible. The tights didn't fit. Web slinging was botched and painfully hokey. Green Goliaths, despite being possessed of superhuman strength and size, just upturned a few coffee tables and called it a day. In the late 70's and 80's the technology and the imagination just wasn't there yet and comic book movies, well - they sucked.

In 2010, this isn't always the case. The current wave of Comic book-to-Film movies has been riding high into theaters for over 10 years. This wave has brought with it a vast array of shiny CG adversaries, hulkin' out Aussies and really bad casting including X-Men 3 (2006) featuring Bullet Tooth Tony as a minaturized Juggernaut.

The late great Dick Durock stars as The Swamp Thing.
Before digital film technology evolved there was Swamp Thing[0] - Doc Thang to his friends. Doc Thing was not clearly a hero or villain he was a scientist who was robbed and murdered deep in the Louisiana bayou only to be ressurected as a vengeful, walking vegetable. For this premise to work, the movie needed equal parts sex appeal (mmm-Barbeau?), action, effects and interaction. Thanks to director Wes Craven's efforts, Swamp Thing had all of the above plus a wicked sense of humor - something too often missing from today's dried and cut, perfectly plastic movies.

Swamp Thing, the first certified comic-to-film hit, was filmed in the outlying marshes of Charleston, South Carolina in 1982 utilizing "practicals" instead of teams of pencil necked geeks and banks of computerized render farms. Swamp Thing was written and directed by horror master Wes Craven and Craven, at the time, was still proving his commercial viability. This was five years after the original Hills Have Eyes (1977) was released and two years before Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) would be released. Swamp Thing starred proto-Milf*[1] Adrienne Barbeau (Escape From New York, The Fog), Louis Jourdan as heavy Dr. Anton Arcane, Ray Wise (Leland Palmer) as the human Dr. Alex Ross with stunt man the late great Dick Durock handling the Swamp Thing duties. David "Krug" Hess was cast as Arcane's headband sporting henchman "Ferret" 10 years after his role in Craven's infamous The Last House On The Left (1972).

The Comicbook movie trend, of which Swamp Thing was one of the first successfull parts of, is far from over. In fact, in 2010, it was announced that blockbuster Hollywood producer Joel Silver (The Warriors, Die Hard, Bordello Of Blood and The Matrix) has laid plans to remake Swamp Thing but has run into "legal entanglements" with DC and Alan Moore. Also, according to IMBD Captain America: The First Avenger is in pre-production and planned for a 2011 summer release. As for director Wes Craven, his Scream Part 4 is also scheduled for a 2011 release.

Notes:
[0] = Originally a DC comics hero and ok, ok - technically there was a horrible live-action Capitan America made for TV movie, in 1978 prior to Swamp Thing.
[1] = Scaleless manlings informed the Sleaze-A-Saurus that a MILF is an abbreviation for Modest Innocent Ladylike Female. That was right before the Sleaze-A-Saurus dissolved 'em.
[2] = Captain America: The First Avenger has cast Hugo Weaving (Agent Smith from The Matrix and Elrond From the LOTR series) as The Red Skull - who is this guy's agent!?!



References:
Wikipedia, Swamp Thing
IMDB, Swamp Thing (1982)
IMDB, Wes Craven
Revolution Of Sci-Fi, Swamp Thing
Cult of Farnsworth, Swamp Thing: The 1983 Movie
Head Injury Theater, Let's Talk About Swamps, Baby
Eccentric Cinema, Swamp Thang
Perch Of Zodd, Unedited Swamp Boobs
Hog Rock Cafe, Adrienne Barbeau 1970


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Flicks: King Kong Escapes! (1967)


Two Kongs enter! One Kong leaves! Two Kongs enter! One Kong leaves!

King Kong Escapes! (1967) aka Kingu Kongu No Gyakushu aka Mechanikong aka King Kong vs. Robot Kong was originally made by Toho Studios in 1967 and was recently re-released on DVD in 2009. Rankin/Bass, the animation production studio that made Mad Mad Monster Party (1968) with Boris Karloff, produced the US cut of the Ishiro Honda film.

There's no King like the real King.

The Japanese studio who shot the live action that makes up 90% of the movie added some interesting stop-motion shots in the traditionally convoluted script with a "Stomp Tokyo" approach to monster motivations.





References:
Horror Hut, King Kong vs. Mechanikong
Go Go Godziller, King Kong vs. Godziller
Gargantuan Media, Kingu Kongu No Gyakushu Wallpaper


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Flicks: Robot Monster (1953)


Stick with me, human female - I am gonna be huge.

Robot Monster: diving helmet Enthusiast, Tyrant or misunderstood Ladies Ro-Man?

The film, sent up properly in the MST3K ep 107, was originally taglined with "Horror So Incredible It Stretches The Mind Of Man Beyond The Breaking Point!" but was still shot in just four days in an abandoned back lot as kiddie matinee fare for $16,000 Earth dollars*.

This film pits a "Ro-man" (one big ass, yet sincerely well spoken space gorilla) vs. the last 8 Hu-mans left on planet Earth after the decimation of the Cal-cinator changes the planet into smog choked, earthquake plagued, uninhabitable urban blight. The "epic picture" stretches more than the average person's patience for fraying gorilla suits and diving helmets. A classic for the ages!

Notes:
* = According to Wikipedia, the film, in spite of it's unbelievably bad special effects (including a "Billion Bubble Machine") Robot Monster made a cool million at the box office in 1953 but nearly drove it's director, Phil Tucker, to suicide.



References:
Wikipedia, Robot Monster
IMDB, Robot Monster
MST3K Wiki, Robot Monster
Gargantuan Media, Robot Monster Wallpaper


Robot Monster is available at:
Robot Monster DVD's on Amazon