Sleaze Blender: The Twilight Zone: The Nick of Time (1960)

Rod Serling sets the scene like a half-amused beatnik with a few minutes to lay it all out for "squares".

Who doesn't enjoy to love or hate William Shatner? He's too big to ignore completely. Shh-h-h-h-h-atner. The word should be a verb for over-acting. The guy wore a man-girdle and tupee for three years as Captain James "Jim" Tiberius Kirk and was still a sex symbol. Come on! No. Seriously. Come on!

Nick of Time (episode from season two of the series), first broadcast in November of 1960, features Kirk wheeling into town with his new MILF/Cougar wife wincingly played by Patricia Breslin, who later married both Darren from Bewitched and the Cleveland Browns former owner Art Modell. That being noted, in The Nick Of Time, The Carters are on there way to big bucks as Kirk has landed a high-powered job in New York City.

Before cell phones or tricorders, 20^th century man relied on cheap gimmicks to communicate with his world.

Enter the icy hand of Chance, coming in the form of a innocent looking "fortune-telling machine" that looks suspiciously like a napkin dispenser. The Carter's stop for lunch during their road trip at the Busy Bee Cafe in the fictional town of Ridgedale, Ohio and begin consulting the machine.

Although this episode was written by Richard Matheson (of "I Am Legend" fame) several ridiculous things keep happening in this episode. The fortune machine keeps correctly predicting the future while Kirk's wife gets antsy about his faith the machine - a faith that results in them never leaving good old Ridgedale because a bedeviled napkin dispenser said "no".

References:
Wikipedia, The Nick of Time
Cult TV, Twilight Zone Episode Guide
Twilight Zone Autographs

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Actors:

Featuring the legendary Boris Karloff, Bela Lugosi, Vincent Price and Brad Dourif.

Actresses:

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Models:

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Twilight Zone Guide:

The series that brought sci-fi and horror to mainstream television. Featuring Rod Serling, Charlie Bronson, Burgess Meredith and Lee Marvin.

Directors: Barry Mahon

Barry Mahon,1921-1999, infamous B-Movie director was born in Bakersfield CA. and enlisted in 1941 as an Royal Air Force fighter pilot. Mahon was a POW in WWII, shot down in the English Channel while raiding the Nazi occupied port of Dieppe in France during Operation Jubilee. He escaped through prisoner dug tunnels with 76 other airmen at Stalag Luft III only to be re-captured on the Czechoslovakian border. The real life story would later be the basis of the David Lean's Great Escape (1963).

After World War II ended, he became engrossed in Hollywood even acting as Errol Flynn's personal pilot years before lauching a directorial role with Cuban Rebel Girls (1959) - a campy adult thriller starring Flynn.

His filmography includes exploitation golden nuggets 1,000 Shapes of Female (1963) and The Beast That Killed Women (1965) both defined the worst films of the Times Square spankcore genre.

Reference:
Operation Jubilee, Dieppe France 1942
RAF 71st Squadron
Barry Mahon, IMDB
Wikipedia, Barry Mahon

Actors: Arch Hall Jr.

Arch Hall Jr., 1943- , best known as the slack-jawed guffawing Sadist (1963) and Eegah (1962) co-star was a teen actor and singing sensation in the 1950's as loosely retold in Wild Guitar (1962).

His father was Arch Hall Sr. (aka William Watters ) whose production company Fairway International Films cranked out Z-Grade gems like Choppers (1961) starring a young Jack Nicholson. More often than not these flicks featured his son Arch who more interested in being a rock 'n roll musician.

In 1967, he hung up his ruff and switchblade and took up airline and cargo piloting - something he did until he retired in 2003.

Word from the Wikipedia is that a PA. documentary company shot video in 2006 about the Halls and Fairway Films. Whether it's schedueled for a theatrical or video release or not is still unknown.

References:
Choppers (1961)
Wild Guitar (1962)
The Last Time I Saw Archie (1961)
Arch Hall Sr. on IMDB

Famous Monsters of Sleazeland:

Robot Monster (1953)

Taglined with "Horror so incredible it stretches the mind of Man beyond the breaking point!" This Ro-man vs. the last 6 Hu-mans on Earth epic stretches more than the average person's patience for gorilla suits and diving helmets. A classic!

It Conquered the World (1956)

"Hey lady, that's not in the script!" Roger Corman's 10th film (10th of 385 and counting...), a Lee Van Cleef vehicle prior to his comeback in spaghetti westerns.

Monster on Campus (1958)

Aka Big Monster on Campus, Jack Arnold's classic one monster love affair with chronic fear of commitment and school shooters.

The Ghost (1962)

Sequel to The Horrible Dr. Hitchcock, another Poe derived Mario Brava production, features a Dr. Mabuse-like (Langian?) atmosphere of suspicion, poison, demonic possession, and greedy lovers. Starring the adorably evil Barbara Steele in one hell of a role. FYI, there are dozens of hacked up versions of this release.

Eegah! (1962)

Richard "Jaws" Kiel as the misunderstood (and also club wielding) cro-mag Eegah!

Equinox (1970)

Student film for Dennis Muren (Jurassic Park, Star Wars) and screened by Ray Harryhausen himself. In this scene, Ranger Asmodeus ain't takin' kindly to no face sucking.