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November 24, 2011

Models: Vanessa Lake


A sultry, sexy siren with a brain? Wake me up, Mongo - I must be dreaming again!

Happy Fangsgiving, manlings and fe-manlings! This is the special time of the year when The Sleaze-A-Saurus thanks the dark reaches of the Universe that so graciously spawned it into hideous life by sinking it's rows of wet fangs deep into unwary hu-mons. But wait! What is this amazing beauty that identifies itself as "Vanessa Lake"?

She is, in fact, the cover girl from Bizarre Magazine March 2011 and certainly seems poised to find a wide, wide audience among the Internet viewing audience at large. Her 5' 6" wispy frame, perfect skin, perky 36" rack, colorful arm tattoos and lush, long red hair make Vanessa a stand-out model among the thousands of hopefuls - who are, let's face it - pretty unremarkable.

One look at Vanessa Lake makes all the sloppy hardcore porn on the Internet seem boring, inauspicious and frankly - tasteless even for an interstellar dino-monster. So saying, yer Ol' Pal The Sleaze-A-Saurus chooses not to devour this fe-manling. Instead, The Sleaze-A-Saurus prefers for this cherubic siren to have a long and successful career in modeling and what I am told is called "fashion".

Be free, Vanessa Lake, for you have only narrowly escaped the fleshy drool-encrusted maw of The Sleaze-A-Saurus, itself. For now... Happy Fangsgiving!

References:
I Spy Vanessa Lake, Official Site
Deviant Art, Vanessa Lake

1 comment:

Kev D. said...

Yeah.... more please.