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Flicks: Dinosaurus! (1960)


Outside capitalistic America, dinosaur makes you extinct!

In an unlikely precursor to Jurassic Park, two perfectly preserved dinos are dredged outta the Caribbean Ocean near St. Croix by an engineering crew only to have a freak lightning bolt Frankenstein up the beasties. The dinos are inexplicably joined by a uni-brow sporting Caveman named Dumpy (seriously) and spend the next 80 minutes being ridden, or alternately, chasing the cast around the small islands screamin'.

The picture stars Ward Ramsey, Paul Lukather and Kristina Hanson - Hanson reportedly quit acting shortly afterwards (who can blame her?) to become a 6th grade teacher in California. Paul Lukather, however, went on to enjoy a long and lucrative career that's lasted to this day having appeared in 77 film roles including voice acting for Metal Gear: Sons Of Liberty (2001), Pirates of Darkwater and three of the Blood Omen/Legend of Kain video games.



References:
IMDB, Dinosaurus! (1960)
Wikipedia, Dinosaurus!


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Flicks: The Prowler (1951)


A masterpiece of sexual creepiness, institutional corruption and suffocating passion.0

The Prowler (1951) director Joseph Losey also directing the US version of Fritz Lang's M in 1951 and The Concrete Jungle (1960). His neglected masterpiece capitalizes on film noir biggies such as Double Indemnity (1944). It was written by legendary blacklisted screenwriter Dalton Trumbo (Johnny Get Your Gun, Spartacus). In fact, Losey was called before HUAC during the production of The Prowler to testify against the Hollywood 10 but instead exiled himself to England where he lived the rest of his life.

In 1951's The Prowler, a nefarious cop named Webb (played by Helfin) stalks a lonely, repressed Los Angeles housewife and decides to win her in the traditional film noir fashion - by knocking off her husband!

The DVD release has been restored to its original high contrast glory by the Film Noir Foundation and the UCLA Film & Television Archive.

Notes: 0 = A quote by L.A. Confidential and Black Dahlia novelist James Ellroy used to decribe the film.


References:
IMDB, First-Time Felon
IMDB, Jospeh Losey
IMDB, The Prowler (1951)
Toronto Film Fest, The Prowler


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Flicks: Bride Of Re-Animator (1990)

Oh, honey-chile, have a heart why dontcha?
See? I toldja not all women is heartless lunatics! ...um, could I rephrase that?

Date. Mate. Re-animate. This is how one well written review recently interpreted the 1990 installment of the zombie-horror Re-Animator series, Bride Of Re-Animator (1990).

The Re-Animator series combines two genres: Zombie Survival, in the vein of Night of The Living Dead (1968) and Otherworldly Horror as seen in the remarkable Into The Mouth of Madness (1993). It accomplishes this combination fairly regularly with the unique talents of actor Jeffrey Combs, writer Stuart Gordon (Re-Animator (1985), Robot Jox (1990) and Honey I Blew Up the Kid (1992)), and director Brian Yuzna (Return of the Living Dead III (1993) and Silent Night, Deadly Night 4 (1990)). In the series, the cerebral horror of H.P. Lovecraft is applied to classically gruesome material.

20 years of make-up and education and what do you get? A botched autopsy. Sheesh!
Ol' Doc West goes back to the chopping block - er, drawing board, for the perfect mate.

Combs stars as series anti-hero Doctor Herbert West, a pioneering young lad, who wants nothing more than to rule forever over an army of undead sub-mutants with his re-animation serum. The problem is: Herbert is a bookish square who is hooked on his own elixir - high on his own supply you might say. This presents some classic logistic problems in the form of domineering colleagues, bungling assistants and Miss-Animations: mishaps from the green goo of life being introduced into cadavers too far gone to be anything more that lumpy homicidal retards. Like trying to teach roadkill how to do binomial Algebra - it just ain't gonna happen, Doc. But, wow, does Herbert try anyway!

Jeffrey Combs performances defines the series. His acting talents have seen him play nine different re-occurring roles, in various capacities, on two of the modern Star Trek series. It could be argued that Combs single-handedly resurrected sci-fi acting standards with his role in the final spin-off series Star Trek: Enterprise (2001-2005) as the xenophobic Andorian Captain Shran. The re-occurring role shook the sentimental sugar-coating of TNG* ("I say Numbah One, isn't that agaynst Stah Fleet regulations?") and the dull hesitancy of the lackluster Voyager series. Combs renewal of dedication to character paved the way for J.J. Abrahams and Bad Robot's mixed results re-vamping of Star Trek (2009).

"I think that the movies that I’ve been in aren’t exactly character-driven. They're atmospheric."
- Jeffrey Combs in an exclusive interview w/the Sleaze-A-Saurus.

In a recent interview, exclusively with yer pal the Sleaze-A-Saurus in March of 2011 Combs described the genre of horror by saying: "A lot of those (slasher) films are mindless. They don’t come from a literary background.” Combs pin-points the central flaw when describing the bad H.P. Lovecraft "adaptations" and well-financed masked slasher flicks that come in unrelenting waves since in the 1970's original "meanies".

Combs, clearly fearing that he would soon be consumed by the Sleaze-A-Saurus, went on to say: "I think that the movies that I’ve been in aren’t exactly character-driven. They are atmospheric. This sets the tone for the entire film."

This was probably the smartest thing that any scaleless manling has ever said to the Sleaze-A-Saurus, to date. So, Mr. Combs was consumed fairly quickly with not much skull-gnawing.

1990 U.S. Staring Contest Winner Princess Drano eyeballs a newcomer.
Meeting Zombie Princess Drano (Fabiana Udenio) had Herbert in stitches for weeks.

According to research done by on-line miscreants Analog Medium The Bride was given a slightly bigger budget allowing for much better visual FX engineered by a total of five different teams of effects wizards, including the KNB Effects Group, who went on to create FX for Army of Darkness and Kill Bill.

Another Re-Animator installment, House of Re-Animator with William H. Macy reportedly starring as The Zombie President (!), has been announced on IMDB. Writer Stuart Gordon has dismissed this report and previous rumors of another chapter, such as Re-Animator 3D, before. In more Re-Animator news, Bride director Brian Yuzna has a dubious new release in post-production for a 2010 release called Amphibious 3D shot in Indonesia.

Notes: * = TNG or Texas Necktie Guild aka Toledo's Noisiest Gimps was a unpopular reality show that briefly aired (due to a technical difficulty) in the 1990's.


References:
IMDB, Re-Animator (1985)
IMDB, Stuart Gordon
Alpha Memory, Jeffrey Combs
Analog Medium, Bride Of Re-Animator
Lets Talk About Horror Baby, Necromantic Comedies of 1990


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Flicks: First-Time Felon (1997)


Cracksploitation is made of one-part baking powder and two-parts puffed-up cliches.

Before The Wire or The Sopranos hit the air, HBO tackled crime in a less glamorous fashion. In 1997, Home Box Office released the made-for-cable movie First-Time Felon about real-life Chicago crack dealer turned youth counselor Greg Yance.

First-Time Felon is the directorial debut of Charles "Roc" Dutton (Alien 3) and the movie begins as pure cracksploitation (Boys N Da Hood, Sugar Hill, Juice, New Jack City) before it takes a more humanizing turn in all places: USMC Boot Camp set in the background of Stank Pit, Florida.

Veteran actors John Forsyche (Raising Arizona, Devil's Rejects), Rachel Ticotin (Total Recall, Predator 2), Delroy Lindo (Get Shorty) and Omar Epps as Greg Yance star in this tale of narco traffickers, prison and an unlikely redemption of a former crack-gang member.

References:
IMDB, First-Time Felon
Wikipedia, First-Time Felon (movie)
Prison Movies.net, First-Time Felon
Jet Magazine, Sept. 15th 1997


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Directors: John Carpenter

John Carpenter
John Carpenter in the process of editing Escape From LA in 1996.

John Carpenter is a one-of-a-kind film director who created classic horror movies including the Halloween franchise and Escape From New York, starred in hardcore horror TV shows like Body Bags and was know for writing his own minimalist and experimental soundtracks for his work from 1970 up to the present day.

Carpenter was born in Carthage, New York in 1948 and moved to Bowling Green, Kentucky as a boy. Carpenter grew up in a log cabin and was educated in a one-room schoolhouse. According to his biography, John Carpenter: The Prince of Darkness by Gilles Boulenger, he also grew up around the elements that eventually fed into his movies.

On one hand, he had his musically talented parents - his father was a virtuoso violinist and music professor, on the other hand in talking about his childhood to Robert Koehler in Variety in 1991, he says he was surrounded by indescribable and brutal violence from an early age.

These conflicting elements would contribute to his desire to play and compose, which he does for nearly all his films, that deal with violence and death.

He began college at Western Kentucky University where his father, Howard Carpenter, taught classical music courses but transferred to USC for Cinematic Arts in 1968. One of his short films, The Resurrection of Bronco Billy (1970), won an Student Academy Award and was nationally distributed before he graduated in 1971. The themes of his later films were shaped by the political turbulence in the late 1960's, especially in California, which figured directly into the movies he directed.

Big Trouble In Little China
Kurt Douglas and John Carpenter prepare to do battle in Big Trouble In Little China (1986).

For example, strife leading to crucial and uneasy alliances in The Thing (1982), the politics of poverty among the "have-nots" in They Live (1988), and the brutality of prison culture in Escape From New York (1981) were films that were based on issues that defined the 1960's.

College-aged kids protesting the war, white and black activists in SNCC and other on campus groups in the 1960's, such as in the Freedom Riders and Viet Nam Veterans Against The War, had their lives regularly threatened. At demonstrations and boycotts protesters faced anonymous death threats, angry crowds of police and counter-protests in America. When racial tensions exploded, USC students, whether they had political agenda or not were in the center of LA to witness the riots of 1965 in Watts and in 1968 and 1971 in greater LA.

This kind of rage can be seen in the The Thing as the body of man rebels under an "alien" influence to destroy human command structure from above. The story is told through the eyes of the unlikely and lowest ranking heroes, Kurt Russell and Keith David, who end up, presumably, as the sole survivors. The plot follows a isolated, disintegrating outpost where anyone can be the enemy as an alien organism destroys the tiny Antarctic outpost. Lawlessness and a constant threat of horrible death from friends in claustrophobic quarters makes a great horror film. It is reflective of the social chaos in LA and the paranoia of Cold War politics.

As the Antarctic base is destroyed, along with any hope of survival inside of the military station, MacReady and Childs are left to die in the subzero cold as they carefully watch each other for signs that one of them is also "The Thing"0.

They Live (1988)
In John Carpenter's futuristic 1988 LA, ads get right to the point.

The themes of societal upheaval and individual paranoia are echoed in They Live (1988). In this film, the fight is taken to the Establishment by "Rowdy" Roddy Piper and Keith David. The Establishment in this is case are corporate aliens who are "buying" Earth by co-opting it's wealthiest citizens. The aliens lay waste to human higher brain function through TV, media and money while sending riot police into LA to destroy misfits - those who won't "play ball".

This time, at the end of then film, there are no survivors. David and Piper are executed by Piper's traitorous love interest. As he is shot in the back, Piper, or Nada as Carpenter dubs his hero for this film, attacks the alien signal used to control and corrupt humans. The signal, broadcast from on top of an LA tv station, is temporarily disrupted. At the end of the picture, the aliens are revealed for what they are - bug-eyed zombies.

In each of these fiercely anti-authoritarian films, the heroes are fighting off a powerful, nebulous and shape-shifting enemy. This enemy's most deadly ability is to co-opt or "take over" a friend from the inside much like in the the Thing.

However, in They Live, the former friends choose to "play ball" with their evil master for financial gain. This was much like informants and FBI agents that monitored the completely legal activities of civil rights leaders, youth groups and activist organizations in the 1960's and 1970's.

In They Live and as in real life, an embedded enemy could be right among the movement - never to reveal itself until it was too late.

In these films, there is an added degree of realism. The heroes don't like each other but work together to survive against a powerful enemy. It's interesting to note that Keith David appeared in both The Thing and They Live as an unwilling accomplice. In each film, his character bitterly fought against the outsider protagonist embodied either as the sombrero slinging MacReady or the angry drifter Nada. After fighting to a near stand-still, David played a pivotal role in destroying the threat to Man's dominion in The Thing and disrupting the sale of Man's soul in They Live.

Issac Hayes, Harry Dean Stanton and Adriene Barbeau
Issac Hayes the A #1 Duke of New York, Harry Dean Stanton as Brain and Adrienne Barbeau as Maggie.

The revolt of prisoners in Attica, New York in 1971, due to brutal conditions and severe overcrowding (ACF was built to hold 1,200 inmates and housed 2,225) comes in the form of the Duke of New York played by Issac Hayes. The Duke takes the President of the United States (a quaking Donald Pleasance) hostage in exchange for escape from the giant prison city.

The Duke uses his army of criminals to first hunt down the President and then kill the nearly unkillable Snake Plissken, a veteran warrior given the impossible task of tracking down and saving Donald Pleasance's neck. At the end, Plissken succeeds and none of the prisoners Plissken bargains with escape New York. Freed, the President returns with an audio tape containing with what he assumes is the formula for a cold war doomsday weapon. Instead, he is in possession of Ernest Borgnine's rockin' big band mix. The formula was the real reason why Plissken really went inside the city prison in the first place. The ending confirms Carpenter's view of the cold blooded nature of bureaucracy by placing the value of a weapon over human life - even when that life is the President of the United States.

This theme is recognizable in American culture and history. Greed, riots, and outsider heroes in situations echoing the social changes taking place in America. Audiences responded to John Carpenter's sci-fi and horror films because they were socially relevant and very entertaining. The characters had a grim credibility because they could have walked the streets of 1960's LA just as easily as they did in post-Apocalyptic New York.

Before his first big success in film, Carpenter worked on a shoestring budget on Halloween (1978) which cost $320,000 to make but made $45 million in the US when released. The unofficial word is: the original Micheal Myers mask for Halloween was actually a rubber William Shatner "Kirk" mask painted white early into production. The Fog (1980) made as a "studio" film for $1 million and earned $21 million in the US when most films cost 10 times as much to make.

When his career gained momentum in Hollywood during the production of The Fog, and two years after Halloween was released, Carpenter married the film's star Adrienne Barbeau who starred in Escape From New York (1981), Swamp Thing (1982), and George Romero's Creepshow (1982)). In the late seventies, Barbeau was one of the hottest actresses and sex symbols in the world. Carpenter was on top of the world both personally and professionally. The two were married from 1979 to 1984 and had a son together in May of 1984.

Today, John Carpenter is still a good friend of Stephen King and George Romero both of whom he has worked with on major films like Christine (1983) as a director and as a producer for Creepshow (1982). Aside from the many terrible Halloween sequels, he enjoys what most director's dream of: recognition for a series of uncompromising films that were both critically and popularly successful.

Selected Filmography:
Assault on Precinct 13 (1976)
Halloween (1978)
Elvis (1979) made for TV
The Fog (1980)
Escape From New York (1981)
The Thing (1982) - score by Ennio Morricone AD'ed by Howard Hawks
Big Trouble In Little China (1986)
They Live (1988)
Into The Mouth of Madness (1995)

Notes:
0 = The prequel to John Carpenter's Thing was filmed in Toronto and will be released in the U.S. on October 14th 2011.



References:
Wikipedia, John Carpenter
Official John Carpenter Site, Variety Interview By Robert Koehler
Marc Bright, John Carpenter Bio
Unofficial John Carpenter, Forum
VVAW, Viet Nam Veterans Against The War
Discover Networks, Modern Propaganda Against VVAW


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Events: Cinema Wasteland

Events: Cinema Wasteland

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to Ohio...

Presenting the annual Horror Con, just outside Cleveland, that's so nice they're having it twice this year. First, from April 1st, 2nd and 3rd and then from September 30th, Oct 1st and 2nd.

Past speakers and guest have included Christina Linberg (Maid In Sweden, Thriller: A Cruel Motion Picture aka They Call Her One Eye), Jason Vorhees' Mum Betsy Palmer and Lynn Lowry (I Drink Your Blood!, Cronenberg's Orgy of The Blood Leeches aka Shivers and the original Crazies (1973)).

This year, in addition to 2 screening rooms running rare indie and cult flicks, Italian giallo director Ruggero Deodato (the pseudo-doc Cannibal Holocaust), Micheal Berryman (the original Hills Have Eyes and The Devil's Rejects), David Hess (the original Last House On The Left) and effects animator Tom Sullivan (The Evil Dead franchise) will be the guests of honor.

Cannibal Holocaust
Ruggero's pseudo-documentary Cannibal Holocaust features gore galore.

Other notables include infamous 60's sexploitation director Radley Metzger(!), Mr. William Forsythe (The Devil's Rejects, Raising Arizona and The Untouchables tv series) as well as a wide selection of public access horror show hosts from Ohioland with many knowledgeable vendors from all over the Midwest.

Tickets are a great deal at $15 for a 1-Day Pass and $35 for a 3-Day VIP Pass.

Cinema Wasteland
PO Box 8
Berea, OH. 44017

(440) 891-1920
zombies@cinemawasteland.com




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Flicks: Something Weird (1967)


H.G. Lewis' film from 1967 inspired the iconic video label in 1990.

The Movie:
HG Lewis's Something Weird (1967) is a cheap grinder about E.S.P. and "black magic" looks an awful lot like Blood Feast (1963) but was more watchable than the truly no-budget Gruesome Twosome (1967) which featured decapitated mannequin heads as central characters ... with lines.

From 1960 to 1977, H.G. Lewis, who is alive and well today, used threadbare scripts and strippers-turned-actresses to shoot no-budget grindhouse movies in Chigago and Southern Florida. Prior making movies like the awful Wizard Of Gore (1970) (shot in Chicago in 1968) Lewis was a literature professor at Mississippi State and later worked in radio. After leaving film-making Lewis started building Communicomp, which became a powerhouse P.R. firm in Florida before being bought for $15 million in 1997.

Something Weird (1967)
OK, smart guy. So whatta you wanna call the movie?

The Company:
H.G. Lewis's film from 1967 became Mike Vraney and David Friedman's iconic video label in Seattle in 1990. Something Weird Video was opened by Vraney. Vraney had developed a working relationship with the kings of b-movies, such as Friedman, whose long line of titles included the Erotic Adventures of Zorro (1972), Blood Feast (1963), She Freak (1967) and Blood Feast 2 (2001). Friedman, and film producers like him, cut deals that allowed Vraney to exclusively distribute thousands of VHS/DVD's.


References:
Wikipedia, Something Weird Video
Something Weird Video, About SWV
IMDB, David F. Friedman
IMDB, H.G. Lewis
Dave's Drive-In, H.G. Lewis Filmography


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